Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
My awesome contribution to this post: Hey to be fair I know someone who asked to go to the bathroom because she tossed someone off in lesson and had to wash the jizz off her hands.
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